Pandai

June 26, 2009

How can compliment be so irritating? Here’s how:

Imagine your name is Erman, and you are buried in your own work to even talk to anyone. You try to ignore any kind of coversation. But:

Mdm Tan: Erman, you very pandai hor. Evrything also can do. All the letter writing must be easy for you.

Erman: No lah. It’s just that I’ve been doing this for a year, that’s why.

Mdm Tan: You pandai what.

3 minutes later.

Mdm Tan: Woah Erman, you banyak pandai. You can write letters, and teach computer also.

Erman (who was actually editting Aee Holyimp’s letter): No lah.

5 minute past:

Mdm Tan: Erman, you must teach me how to use the computer. You very pandai. Mesti teach me.

Erman: Ok.

Mdm Tan: Erman why are you leaving? You very pandai, then here who will take care? He (referring to Aee Holyimp) very new here.

Erman: (no reply, listening to his mp3)

2 minutes later.

Mdm Tan: Erman, pandai hor you. Everything also can do. Very pandai.

Never have I heard so many ‘pandai’ in less than an hour.

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