I once told a friend, “I will never start a blog, it’s stupid”. But look where I am now. Let’s just say that I’m giving a shot to this so-called ’stupidity’.
Since very young, I have loads of opinions at the tip of tongue ready to be vomitted out. From Mummy’s latest handbag to what Bill Clinton shouldn’t have done.
Sis1 told me, “With all these opinions that you have, you could start a tabloid. But it should be named after you, so that readers can choose their reading materials wisely”. Yeah right, Sis1. I’m still getting pocket money from Mr.Government. And what if my brain suddenly decides to malfunction? So I passed the idea.
That is when I decided to give blogging a chance.
So guys, what’s the big idea with the company that came up with their soft-drinks called ‘Anything’ and ‘Whatever’?
I saw their adverts a few times in the googlebox, and I think they are genius. The adverts, I mean. But their products? Not written on the cans are the flavours in them.
I asked Malik, “How do we know the flavour that is inside the can that we bought for a dollar?” Malik simply replied, “We don’t”.
Ok, you’re just pulling my leg, aren’t you Malik?
What if I bought Anything with peanut flavour? I’d lose sleep scratching my anatomy the night through. And what if Mak Gerl bought Whatever with furball flavour? Surely her asthma will act up. But what are the chances, you might say.
Here are my current missions. Peace I shall not attain, till missons are accomplished.
- get new outfit (baju melayu) for my boys
- gather my certificates (ORD real soon, time to get a job)
That is all I have to say. Cheerio!
